What do you think about an image consultant?
What about a plastic surgeon?
I take exception to that remark. I’ll have you know that my profile is one of the handsomest of any currently seated at my desk.
And were it to stand?
My profile would be one of the handsomest currently standing at my desk.
Well that doesn’t stand for much.
My profile stands for other things as well. Hope, Honesty, Charity.
I suspect you’ve been seated for quite some time. I can’t imagine any of those three crossing your threshold.
Hope, my campaign manager, was in earlier this hour to brief me on strategy. Honesty is in here much of the day tuning up speeches, checking facts, and urging me to follow my instincts when politically effective. And every morning, Charity (looking rather more thin and pale each day) is in to brief me on our financial position, which has yet to change from the inception of my campaign. Call me old fashioned, but I stand for each when they enter my office.
Oh, my apologies, I thought you were referring to the three in the abstract.
I was.
Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
Shouldn’t be too difficult.